Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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