the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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