u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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