remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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