I'm really into asian looking animals
he wants to bone in the snuggie
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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