I want to have your abortion
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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