You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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