Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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