i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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