kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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