even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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