This girl is more easily done than said...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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