YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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