Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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