in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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