franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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