The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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