I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Randomize
