Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
