...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
