If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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