i may or may not be watching the land before time
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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