Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You're like the curious george of whores
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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