I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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