Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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