He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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