i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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