you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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