if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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