Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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