Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I have post one night stand depression
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