glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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