They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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