I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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