it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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