that's an acceptable place to lick
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
