Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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