Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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