Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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