hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Randomize
