please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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