whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
