ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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