Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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