we have officially lost it.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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