Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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