Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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