I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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