Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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