so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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