i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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